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the times they are a-changing
Created on 2003-10-12 10:41:26 (#1384914), last updated 2005-08-23
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| Name: | Ashley |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-23 |
| Location: | los angeles, California, United States |
"Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon."
Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
“Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake please."
"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"
"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.
"Twelve… monkeys mating, eleven… donkeys dancing, ten pigmies farming, nine… socks… a swimming… five gold rings!"
Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
“Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake please."
"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"
"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.
"Twelve… monkeys mating, eleven… donkeys dancing, ten pigmies farming, nine… socks… a swimming… five gold rings!"
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alcohol, boys, cake or death, canoodling, celicas, cheese, cold weather, credit cards, cute blond guitar-playing stoners, drinking with sarah, driving, eddie izzard, fireplaces, frederick's of hollywood, hookah, hot cocoa, jacuzzis, jewelry, kissing, kittens, making out, memphis, money, my cell phone, myself, paper hats, partying, shoes, starbucks, swizzles, the 80s, the south, theatre, trashing people's cars, trojan condom commercials, white russians
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